Yoga is good for you.

Last night in my yoga class, my teacher decided to tell us a joke to take our minds off the uncomfortable pigeon pose we were in. It was a joke that her mother-in-law had told her and it went like this: What's the difference between a lover, a prostitute, and a wife? The lover says, "slower, slower!" The prostitute says, "faster, faster!" And the wife says, "beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."


All the women in the class cracked up. Interestingly enough, none of the men did. : )