dear rufus v kotum,

today, post-sandwich, post-work, I finally took advantage of your birthday present from many months ago. it was WONDERFUL in a capitalized, italicized sort of way. thank you, very sincerely, from the bottom of my feet.

yours,

lb

(btw, it was way more interesting than I thought and, at some point, involved chocolate, plastic wrap, and these heated bootie things. I couldn't help but think, "if I happen to die right now, this is going to be pretty amusing for whomever happens to fine me.")